{"id":453,"date":"2007-03-21T09:32:00","date_gmt":"2007-03-21T09:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/03\/stuck.html"},"modified":"2007-03-21T09:32:00","modified_gmt":"2007-03-21T09:32:00","slug":"stuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/03\/stuck.html","title":{"rendered":"Stuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/uploaded_images\/stuck_pie-736246.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[453]\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/uploaded_images\/stuck_pie-736232.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>I love my daughter more than I ever could have thought possible, but I have to say, I sometimes wonder about her. Let&#8217;s just say she&#8217;s not the sharpest crayon in the box. We have a Fisher Price <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fisher-price.com\/US\/products\/demo\/intellitable.asp\">Intelli-Table<\/a> (with the &#8220;Intelli&#8221; part clearly optional). It&#8217;s a cute toy for which you can remove the game table and replace the toy band with different bands. Which is great for a child like Doodles who was able to grasp this notion at an early age and who derived great fun simply changing the toy insert.<\/p>\n<p>Not so for Pie. What Pie likes to do is climb upon the table. Which is risky, yes, but something I allow because, really, it&#8217;s not so far to fall. Except that now she has a new trick, which is to remove the top part and then climb on top. Which means that no matter where in the house I am, I know exactly what she&#8217;s up to by the high-pitched wails of &#8220;Stuck!! Stuck!! Stuuuuuuuuuuuck!! Mommmy! Stuck!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Ah, my children. Adam and I have been dutifully putting money away for the college educations and arguing about where they should go (he wants his alma mater, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dartmouth.edu\/\">Dartmouth<\/a>; I want, oh, anywhere else). Looks like we might be able to use the money on a vacation home, as so far, doesn&#8217;t appear that either child will make it to college.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love my daughter more than I ever could have thought possible, but I have to say, I sometimes wonder about her. Let&#8217;s just say she&#8217;s not the sharpest crayon in the box. We have a Fisher Price Intelli-Table (with the &#8220;Intelli&#8221; part clearly optional). It&#8217;s a cute toy for which you can remove the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}