{"id":445,"date":"2007-04-18T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2007-04-18T09:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/04\/red-sox-are-from-mars-yankees-are-from-venus.html"},"modified":"2007-04-18T09:50:00","modified_gmt":"2007-04-18T09:50:00","slug":"red-sox-are-from-mars-yankees-are-from-venus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/04\/red-sox-are-from-mars-yankees-are-from-venus.html","title":{"rendered":"Red Sox Are From Mars, Yankees Are From Venus"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles: Are the Red Sox playing the &#8216;ankees today?<br \/>Me: I don&#8217;t think so. I think they&#8217;re playing the Blue Jays, but I&#8217;m not sure. Do you want me to call Daddy and find out?<br \/>Doodles: Yes.<br \/>I pick up the phone and dial.<br \/>Doodles: Are you calling the Red Sox?<br \/>Me: No, I&#8217;m calling Daddy.<br \/>Doodles: Oh. The &#8216;ankees are nice aliens.<br \/>Me: They&#8217;re what?<br \/>Doodles: The &#8216;ankees are nice aliens.<br \/>Me: How do you know that?<br \/>Doodles: I just do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles: Are the Red Sox playing the &#8216;ankees today?Me: I don&#8217;t think so. I think they&#8217;re playing the Blue Jays, but I&#8217;m not sure. Do you want me to call Daddy and find out?Doodles: Yes.I pick up the phone and dial.Doodles: Are you calling the Red Sox?Me: No, I&#8217;m calling Daddy.Doodles: Oh. The &#8216;ankees are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=445"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/445\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}