{"id":442,"date":"2007-05-02T21:11:00","date_gmt":"2007-05-02T21:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/05\/from-the-huh-file.html"},"modified":"2007-05-02T21:11:00","modified_gmt":"2007-05-02T21:11:00","slug":"from-the-huh-file","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/05\/from-the-huh-file.html","title":{"rendered":"From the Huh? File"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From the other room&#8230;<br \/>D: Heeeelp! Helllp!<br \/>I walk in and see his T-shirt halfway off but stuck over his head.<br \/>Me: What are you doing?<br \/>D: I need help taking this off.<br \/>Me: I see that. But what are you doing? <br \/>Doodles succeeds in getting the shirt off and proceeds to start taking off his pants.<br \/>D:I&#8217;m taking off my clothes, but not my underwear.<br \/>Me: Why?<br \/>D: Because that way I won&#8217;t have problems with a lot of stuff.<\/p>\n<p>And then on another occasion:<br \/>D: I don&#8217;t poop anymore.<br \/>Me: What?<br \/>D: I don&#8217;t poop anymore. I just hold it in till I don&#8217;t have to poop anymore.<br \/>Me: Sweetie, that&#8217;s not healthy. When you have to poop, you should go to a potty and poop.<br \/>D: No. When I&#8217;ll just hold it in until my belly is filled up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the other room&#8230;D: Heeeelp! Helllp!I walk in and see his T-shirt halfway off but stuck over his head.Me: What are you doing?D: I need help taking this off.Me: I see that. But what are you doing? Doodles succeeds in getting the shirt off and proceeds to start taking off his pants.D:I&#8217;m taking off my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-442","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=442"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/442\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=442"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=442"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=442"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}