{"id":412,"date":"2007-08-01T13:47:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-01T13:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/08\/random-litany-of-mom-complaints.html"},"modified":"2007-08-01T13:47:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-01T13:47:00","slug":"random-litany-of-mom-complaints","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/08\/random-litany-of-mom-complaints.html","title":{"rendered":"Random Litany of Mom Complaints"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And now to return to my regularly scheduled mom gripes: The Pie is a force to be reckoned with. At this age, Doodles was a sound sleeper. Pie is too&#8230; once she gets to sleep. We&#8217;ve returned to the crying for about a half hour or so every night. We&#8217;ve given up on the sock routine (&#8220;Sock! Sock! Dinosaur sock! No, no, no, bear socks! No, no, no, butterfly socks!&#8221;) and just let her alternate her complains. &#8220;Socks! Blanket! Kitty! Blanket! Socks!&#8221; At this point Doodles was already in a bed (sorry, Pie, you&#8217;re stuck in that crib till you&#8217;re 12!), and we&#8217;d set him down and he&#8217;d drift right off. But that Pie. It kills me to listen to her every night but there&#8217;s not a dang thing that can be done to appease her.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m making Doodles&#8217;s birthday invitations and it&#8217;s killing me that you can&#8217;t see it. It&#8217;s too funny! Definite blackmail material for when he&#8217;s a teenager. Oh, this will so humiliate him some day.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m a bad mom for not encouraging my daughter to potty train. She&#8217;s interested. She&#8217;s pooped on the potty. She loves sitting there. But I so don&#8217;t have the energy to go through potty training right now. Diapers are just way too easy.<\/p>\n<p>Pie has a definite S\/M thing going. She&#8217;s absolutely infatuated with this younger boy (just turned one) who does nothing but pull her hair. Yesterday, this boy (who is Grape&#8217;s little brother) was at the ice skating rink, as Doodles brought Grape to skate with him on &#8220;bring a friend to skate&#8221; day. Pie ran up to this boy (shall we call him Raisin?) and gave him a big smooch. He responded by pulling her hair&#8230; hard. Yet the minute she got on the ice, she was looking for him, waving at him, yelling, &#8220;Hi, Raisin! Hi!&#8221; Dear God, I hope she doesn&#8217;t grow up to be one of those women who only like men who are mean to them.<\/p>\n<p>Pie loves her new book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/1575421283\/jennyspage-20\"><i>Teeth Are Not for Biting<\/i><\/a>. However, whenever we get to the line, &#8220;Ouch! Biting hurts!&#8221; Pie lets out this maniacal laugh. It&#8217;s rather disturbing.<\/p>\n<p>Pie&#8217;s favorite things to say: &#8220;I don&#8217;t like.&#8221; &#8220;Want squeeze yogurt NOW!&#8221; &#8220;Where&#8217;s Daddy? Where&#8217;s Brother?&#8221; &#8220;Want apple NOW! No, pear! No, orange!&#8221; &#8220;Marker? Marker? Draw! Draw! No, <i>other<\/i> marker!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I feel like my children had more to say\/do this week, but for the life of me, I can&#8217;t think what. So this is all for now. Maybe they&#8217;ll be more interesting in the coming week.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And now to return to my regularly scheduled mom gripes: The Pie is a force to be reckoned with. At this age, Doodles was a sound sleeper. Pie is too&#8230; once she gets to sleep. We&#8217;ve returned to the crying for about a half hour or so every night. 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