{"id":406,"date":"2007-08-29T20:59:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T20:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/08\/proof-that-adam-really-is-a-novice.html"},"modified":"2007-08-29T20:59:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T20:59:00","slug":"proof-that-adam-really-is-a-novice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/08\/proof-that-adam-really-is-a-novice.html","title":{"rendered":"Proof That Adam Really Is a Novice&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After Doodles opens up his gift, a new <a href=\"http:\/\/store.playmobilusa.com\/on\/demandware.store\/Sites-US-Site\/en_US\/ViewProductDetail-Start?ProductRef=4310%40Sites-US&amp;CatalogCategoryID=4goKAANpBQ0AAAEO8B0UFTeM&amp;JumpTo=BrowseStandardCatalog\">plane<\/a>, and wants to play with it immediately.<\/p>\n<p>Me to Adam: Do you want to assemble it or should I do it?<br \/>Adam: What are you talking about? It comes assembled.<br \/>Me: So should I assemble it?<br \/>Adam: It&#8217;s pretty much one one piece. See? [Opens lid. Sits back.] Oh shit.<br \/>Me: So?<br \/>Adam: I&#8217;ll assemble it.<br \/>[Twenty minutes later]<br \/>Me: Do you need help in there?<br \/>Adam: I got it! <\/p>\n<p>Yeah. He does.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After Doodles opens up his gift, a new plane, and wants to play with it immediately. Me to Adam: Do you want to assemble it or should I do it?Adam: What are you talking about? It comes assembled.Me: So should I assemble it?Adam: It&#8217;s pretty much one one piece. See? [Opens lid. Sits back.] Oh [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}