{"id":394,"date":"2007-10-17T21:55:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T21:55:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/10\/family-planning.html"},"modified":"2007-10-17T21:55:00","modified_gmt":"2007-10-17T21:55:00","slug":"family-planning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/10\/family-planning.html","title":{"rendered":"Family Planning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles:  When I grow up I&#8217;m going to have kids.<br \/>Adam:  How many kids are you going to have?<br \/>Doodles: Five.<br \/>Adam: What are their names going to be?<br \/>Doodles: The first one is going to be Bessie Brown because that&#8217;s Peter&#8217;s Mommy&#8217;s name.  The second one is named Nathan Brown because that Peter&#8217;s Daddy&#8217;s name.<br \/>Adam: What are the other names?<br \/>Doodles: The third one is named Hair.  Hair is a very large girl baby.<br \/>Adam: And what about the others?<br \/>Doodles: The other babies are named Eyeball and Eyebrow.<br \/>Adam: Are they twins?<br \/>Doodles: Yes, Hair and Eyeball and Eyebrow are twins.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles: When I grow up I&#8217;m going to have kids.Adam: How many kids are you going to have?Doodles: Five.Adam: What are their names going to be?Doodles: The first one is going to be Bessie Brown because that&#8217;s Peter&#8217;s Mommy&#8217;s name. The second one is named Nathan Brown because that Peter&#8217;s Daddy&#8217;s name.Adam: What are the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-394","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=394"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/394\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=394"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=394"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=394"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}