{"id":381,"date":"2008-02-06T21:14:00","date_gmt":"2008-02-06T21:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/02\/lifes-unfair.html"},"modified":"2008-02-06T21:14:00","modified_gmt":"2008-02-06T21:14:00","slug":"lifes-unfair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/02\/lifes-unfair.html","title":{"rendered":"Life&#8217;s Unfair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In case you were wondering, peeing on the bath mat before climbing into the bathtub does <i>not<\/i>, repeat <i>not<\/i>, earn you a potty treat. I don&#8217;t care how loudly you yell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In case you were wondering, peeing on the bath mat before climbing into the bathtub does not, repeat not, earn you a potty treat. I don&#8217;t care how loudly you yell.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=381"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/381\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}