{"id":361,"date":"2007-12-05T22:04:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-05T22:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/12\/dirty-laundry.html"},"modified":"2007-12-05T22:04:00","modified_gmt":"2007-12-05T22:04:00","slug":"dirty-laundry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2007\/12\/dirty-laundry.html","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Laundry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you may know&#8211;I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ve blogged about it before&#8211;my parents traumatized me at a young age with laundry. Suffice it to say, I don&#8217;t do laundry. I just don&#8217;t. In New York, I dropped it off to be done at the Laundromat. In Seattle, I simply bought new underwear. In Boston, I leave Adam to do it. Oh sure, he complains every now and then, and I tell him, if he actually left it long enough I <i>would<\/i> get around to doing it. But he doesn&#8217;t seem to want to wait and see just how long &#8220;enough&#8221; is. <\/p>\n<p>So my kids are fully aware that laundry is a &#8220;daddy job.&#8221; Mommies don&#8217;t do laundry. It&#8217;s just how life works. Pie, for Hanukkah, got the book <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/0786818700\/jennyspage-20\"><i>Knufflebunny<\/i><\/a>. It was a favorite at her day care and we&#8217;d checked it out many times from the library, so she was very excited to own a copy. Doodles got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/1423102991\/jennyspage-20\"><i>Knufflebunny Too<\/i><\/a>. Our house is full of &#8220;Aggle Flaggle Klabbles&#8221; and &#8220;Snurps&#8221; these days (and often at very random times0. But I pointed something out in the book tonight as I was reading it to the kids:<\/p>\n<p>Me: Hey, who does laundry in this book?<br \/>Doodles: The daddy.<br \/>Me: Who does laundry in our house?<br \/>Doodles: Daddy.<br \/>Me: How come?<br \/>Doodles: Because laundry is a daddy job.<br \/>Me: That&#8217;s right. So you better learn how to do laundry so when you grow up, you can do laundry for your family when you&#8217;re a daddy.<br \/>Pie: I want to do laundry!<br \/>Me: I&#8217;m sorry, sweetie. Mommies don&#8217;t do laundry.<br \/>Pie: But I want to do laundry, too!<br \/>Me: Oh, okay. You can do laundry, too.<br \/>Doodles: No!<br \/>Me: You don&#8217;t want to do laundry?<br \/>Doodles: I don&#8217;t want to be a daddy! But I <i>do<\/i> want to do laundry!<\/p>\n<p>Even if Doodles doesn&#8217;t become a daddy, some day, some lucky person in Doodles&#8217;s life owes me a great big thanks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As some of you may know&#8211;I&#8217;m pretty sure I&#8217;ve blogged about it before&#8211;my parents traumatized me at a young age with laundry. Suffice it to say, I don&#8217;t do laundry. I just don&#8217;t. In New York, I dropped it off to be done at the Laundromat. In Seattle, I simply bought new underwear. In Boston, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-361","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}