Day 9 of Nanowrimo (challenge: use the phrase “I have some personal issues that need to be taken care of which are related to my court appointment last Wednesday”):<\/p>\n
So there I was, working on Mazo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s first big film. Of course, I knew I was in trouble the minute I showed up on set, and Mazo was nowhere to be found. He showed three days late, mumbling something about some personal issues he had, not to worry, everything was going to be taken care of in Wednesday\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s court appointment. I never learned all the details, but it didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t matter, because he was shooting a feature film and I was in. A feature. A Mazo feature. A feature he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d decided to finance himself, because really, who else would finance a Mazo idea. And that big idea? The million dollar shot? It truly was the money shot: Mazo was making \u00e2\u20ac\u0153porno for the intelligentsia.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Meaning he had a real script, with actual plot, but it still all led to a group orgy scene that had me taking notes such as, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153String of anal beads has eight balls on it\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and \u00e2\u20ac\u0153In scene 32a, Male One has his middle finger inserted into Female Two\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s vagina.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d It wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t till much later that Mazo discovered that porn distributors don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t actually care about continuity and there were only about five other guys out there who even cared if there was a plot or not. But by then, it was too late. I was hooked. Not on porn. On continuity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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