{"id":340,"date":"2008-03-12T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2008-03-12T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/03\/crack-for-mommy.html"},"modified":"2008-03-12T17:08:00","modified_gmt":"2008-03-12T17:08:00","slug":"crack-for-mommy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/03\/crack-for-mommy.html","title":{"rendered":"Crack for Mommy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie&#8217;s in a big girl bed. I really, really didn&#8217;t want to do it, but she was starting to sling her leg over the side of her crib, and I feared for the <i>splat<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>Last Thursday morning, she was up at 3:47 a.m. Adam tried bringing her into our already overcrowded bed (Doodles had climbed in at about 11:30 p.m. and had a kickful night), but it was clear by 4:20 that she wasn&#8217;t going back to sleep and by 4:40 that Doodles too was up for the day. I got up, but was absolutely miserable, so I left the kids to their father, went back to bed and finally fell back asleep shortly after 5:30. At 7:30, Adam wakes me up. I&#8217;m having a hard time getting out of bed, not made easier by my darling children.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Mommy! Read me! Read me Valentine and Cheerio book! Mommy, I have slippers! Mommy, where are your feet?<br \/>Doodles: Why do you have cracks in your eyes?<br \/>Adam [who is trying&#8211;and failing&#8211;to convince me to get out of bed]: What cracks?<br \/>Doodles: Those red cracks. In Mommy&#8217;s eyes. Why does she have them?<\/p>\n<p>Mommy looks haggard because you made her that way. Now let me go back to sleep!!!<br \/>Let&#8217;s just say that after that comment, Adam had a hell of a time<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie&#8217;s in a big girl bed. I really, really didn&#8217;t want to do it, but she was starting to sling her leg over the side of her crib, and I feared for the splat. Last Thursday morning, she was up at 3:47 a.m. Adam tried bringing her into our already overcrowded bed (Doodles had climbed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-parenting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}