{"id":326,"date":"2008-04-16T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2008-04-16T20:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/04\/stop-the-presses.html"},"modified":"2008-04-16T20:40:00","modified_gmt":"2008-04-16T20:40:00","slug":"stop-the-presses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/04\/stop-the-presses.html","title":{"rendered":"Stop the Presses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s it. I must be done. I have nothing left to say because my biggest source of material is no longer cooperating. I don&#8217;t see how I can continue this blog after this exchange from the other night. <\/p>\n<p>Adam: Time for you to go to bed, Pie!<br \/>Pie: Okay. I need to use the potty.<br \/>Adam: Really?<br \/>Pie: I need to use the potty.<br \/>Adam leads her to the bathroom. In a timely fashion, Pie pees in the potty.<br \/>Adam: Ready for bed now?<br \/>Pie: Yep.<br \/>Adam: Let&#8217;s go say good night to Mommy.<br \/>Me: So, no crying tonight, okay. Pie?<br \/>Pie: Okay.<br \/>Me: Okay what?<br \/>Pie: Okay. No crying.<br \/>Adam starts to take her up the stairs. Midway up she stops.<br \/>Pie: Wait! Mommy, one more smooch.<br \/>[Smooch]<br \/>Pie: And a hug.<br \/>[Hug]<br \/>Pie: Okay. Goodnight, Mommy. I love you!<br \/>Me: I love you, too, Pie.<br \/>Pie goes up to bed. Calls us a couple of times, but not a single tear.<\/p>\n<p>Look, did you see that? Out your window? Yep, pretty sure that was a pig flying by.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That&#8217;s it. I must be done. I have nothing left to say because my biggest source of material is no longer cooperating. I don&#8217;t see how I can continue this blog after this exchange from the other night. Adam: Time for you to go to bed, Pie!Pie: Okay. I need to use the potty.Adam: Really?Pie: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=326"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/326\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}