{"id":303,"date":"2008-06-18T00:48:00","date_gmt":"2008-06-18T00:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/06\/guess-itll-be-a-gift-card-this-year.html"},"modified":"2008-06-18T00:48:00","modified_gmt":"2008-06-18T00:48:00","slug":"guess-itll-be-a-gift-card-this-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/06\/guess-itll-be-a-gift-card-this-year.html","title":{"rendered":"Guess It&#8217;ll Be a Gift Card This Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation from last week:<\/p>\n<p>Me: Do you want to get Daddy something for Father&#8217;s Day?<br \/>Doodles: I know what to get him!<br \/>Me: Are you going to make him a card?<br \/>Doodles: No, we should get him something.<br \/>Me: What?<br \/>Doodles: A baby!<br \/>Me: What do you mean?<br \/>Doodles: We should have another baby!<br \/>Me: Where would this baby come from?<br \/>Doodles: Your belly.<br \/>Me: By Sunday?<br \/>Doodles: Sure!<br \/>Me: I&#8217;m not having another baby. And even if I were, it wouldn&#8217;t get here by Sunday.<br \/>Doodles: Just try, Mom.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conversation from last week: Me: Do you want to get Daddy something for Father&#8217;s Day?Doodles: I know what to get him!Me: Are you going to make him a card?Doodles: No, we should get him something.Me: What?Doodles: A baby!Me: What do you mean?Doodles: We should have another baby!Me: Where would this baby come from?Doodles: Your belly.Me: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}