I just had one of those bizarre circular conversations with my daughter. As I mentioned previously, I bought a bag of M&Ms; to keep handy for when Jasmine comes over. However, her mother mentioned to me that they’re phasing out the M&Ms; at home, and I had a rough weekend, so I figured, What the hell? and I ate Jasmine’s M&Ms.;<\/p>\n
Fast forward to today. Jasmine is over for a playdate.<\/p>\n
Pie: Mommy, I want to go potty so I can get an M&M.;
Me: You don’t get an M&M; when you go potty!
Pie: I do! When I have a guest over, I get an M&M.;
Me: No, no, no. That was only when Jasmine was training. She’s potty trained! No more M&Ms;!
Pie: I want an M&M;!
Me: We don’t have any M&Ms;!
Pie: Yes we do!
Me: No, we don’t. There are no M&Ms; anywhere in this house [and believe me, I’ve looked in my weaker moments].
Pie: I need<\/i> an M&M;!!
Me: We don’t have any M&Ms;! When you get off the potty, I can show you.
Pie: No. Show me now. Bring them here and show me.
Me: But we don’t have any for me to bring. There’s nothing for me to bring.
Pie: Yes there is! Bring me the M&Ms; to show me that we don’t have any!<\/p>\n
After a few more rounds of this, I take her to the kitchen and open the cabinet.
Me: See?
Pie, shocked: Mommy! There are no M&Ms;!<\/p>\n
Riiiight. There are no M&Ms.; Although come to think of it, I could really use some myself right about now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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