{"id":27,"date":"2010-02-01T20:36:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T20:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/02\/telling-it-like-it-is.html"},"modified":"2010-02-01T20:36:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T20:36:00","slug":"telling-it-like-it-is","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/02\/telling-it-like-it-is.html","title":{"rendered":"Telling It Like It Is"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Okay, everyone out of the car. Little people out. Big people out. Medium people out.<br \/>Pie: I&#8217;m big!<br \/>Doodles: I&#8217;m big and Pie&#8217;s little.<br \/>Me, standing by Doodles: Oh, really? You don&#8217;t seem so big to me!<br \/>Doodles: Well, duh. Compared to you I&#8217;m little!<br \/>Pie: I know! You&#8217;re big. We&#8217;re little. And teenagers are medium.<br \/>Me: That sounds good.<br \/>Pie: Yeah, I&#8217;ll be medium when I&#8217;m a teenager.<br \/>Me: Yep.<br \/>Pie: And you were medium about 400 years ago!<br \/>Me: 400 years ago?!?!<br \/>Pie: Um, 500 years?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Okay, everyone out of the car. Little people out. Big people out. Medium people out.Pie: I&#8217;m big!Doodles: I&#8217;m big and Pie&#8217;s little.Me, standing by Doodles: Oh, really? You don&#8217;t seem so big to me!Doodles: Well, duh. Compared to you I&#8217;m little!Pie: I know! You&#8217;re big. We&#8217;re little. And teenagers are medium.Me: That sounds good.Pie: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-27","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}