{"id":263,"date":"2008-09-14T20:57:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-14T20:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/09\/born-republican.html"},"modified":"2008-09-14T20:57:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-14T20:57:00","slug":"born-republican","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/09\/born-republican.html","title":{"rendered":"Born Republican"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>That girl, that girl. Oy is she trying to prove to me that she&#8217;s her father&#8217;s daughter.<\/p>\n<p>For his birthday, Doodles got <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/ASIN\/B00000IWD2\/jennyspage-20\">Monopoly Jr.<\/a> I have to say, it&#8217;s a great intro to Monopoly and not a bad game at all. Doodles caught on quite quickly. Pie? Well, Pie likes to play by her own rules.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Okay, Pie, you have to pay the bank $3.<br \/>Pie: $3?<br \/>Me: Yes.<br \/>Pie: I don&#8217;t want to.<br \/>Me: But, Sweetie, that&#8217;s how the game is played.<br \/>After a bit of cajoling&#8230;<br \/>Pie: Okay. But you have to give it back to me later, okay?<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re playing for a bit.<br \/>Me: Okay, Pie, you have to pay Doodles $4.<br \/>Pie: No.<br \/>Me: That&#8217;s the way the game is played. You can give him one green and one white bill or you can give him two yellow bills.<br \/>Pie: No.<br \/>Me: Sweetie, these are the rules of the game. You have to give him two of the pieces of paper.<br \/>Pie, finally relenting: I&#8217;ll give him <i>one<\/i>. But he has to give it back to me later.<\/p>\n<p>The next day in the car, I was listening to NPR. NPR, for God&#8217;s sakes! And my daughter? What does she pick up on? I hear a song emerging from the back seat, a lovely little tune with a simple set of words: &#8220;John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain. John McCain.&#8221; For an entire twenty minute car ride.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I was wrong. Dartmouth, here she comes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>That girl, that girl. Oy is she trying to prove to me that she&#8217;s her father&#8217;s daughter. For his birthday, Doodles got Monopoly Jr. I have to say, it&#8217;s a great intro to Monopoly and not a bad game at all. Doodles caught on quite quickly. Pie? Well, Pie likes to play by her own [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5,25,51],"class_list":["post-263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie","tag-politics","tag-republican"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=263"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/263\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}