{"id":2567,"date":"2015-03-27T07:54:58","date_gmt":"2015-03-27T11:54:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2567"},"modified":"2015-03-27T07:54:58","modified_gmt":"2015-03-27T11:54:58","slug":"the-delusions-of-a-middle-schooler","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2015\/03\/the-delusions-of-a-middle-schooler.html","title":{"rendered":"The Delusions of a Middle Schooler"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy: If self-driving cars become legal before I&#8217;m 16, will you buy me one?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Boy: What if all human drivers become illegal?<\/p>\n<p>Me: No.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Boy: But how will I get around?<\/p>\n<p>Me: You&#8217;ll take the self-driving bus.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Boy: But you would have bought me a car when I learned how to drive.<\/p>\n<p>Me: What?!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Adam: This is where you make the woo-woo noise to signify this is a dream sequence because the boy is clearly not in reality.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Me: You are NOT getting a car from us! What on earth made you think you&#8217;d get a car?<\/p>\n<p>Boy: Well I just figured you would buy me one because when I learned to ride a bike, you bought me a bike.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy: If self-driving cars become legal before I&#8217;m 16, will you buy me one? Me: No.&nbsp; Boy: What if all human drivers become illegal? Me: No.&nbsp; Boy: But how will I get around? Me: You&#8217;ll take the self-driving bus.&nbsp; Boy: But you would have bought me a car when I learned how to drive. Me: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-2567","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2567"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2567\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2567"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2567"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2567"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}