{"id":2547,"date":"2015-02-14T13:08:40","date_gmt":"2015-02-14T18:08:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2547"},"modified":"2015-02-14T13:08:42","modified_gmt":"2015-02-14T18:08:42","slug":"conversations-that-will-horrify-the-grandparents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2015\/02\/conversations-that-will-horrify-the-grandparents.html","title":{"rendered":"Conversations That Will Horrify the Grandparents"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me: My first check will be coming in soon for my novel. We have to start planning my tattoo.<br \/>\nBoy: No! Your next tattoo is supposed to be our matching tattoos when I&#8217;m 18! Our matching dragons!<br \/>\nMe: We&#8217;ll do that. But I always said if my novel got published I&#8217;d get another tattoo.<br \/>\nBoy: Well then tell them not to publish it for seven years.<br \/>\nMe: Are you crazy? Are you telling me you&#8217;re not going to get any other tattoos?<br \/>\nBoy: I&#8217;ll get other tattoos. But <em>after<\/em> we get our matching dragon tattoos. <\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t wait for him to go to college and tell folks that his cool dragon tattoo across his chest matches the one on his mommy. He&#8217;s going to be a real lady killer, folks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: My first check will be coming in soon for my novel. We have to start planning my tattoo. Boy: No! Your next tattoo is supposed to be our matching tattoos when I&#8217;m 18! Our matching dragons! Me: We&#8217;ll do that. But I always said if my novel got published I&#8217;d get another tattoo. Boy: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,137],"class_list":["post-2547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-tattoos"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2547"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2547\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}