{"id":2512,"date":"2014-11-21T20:10:49","date_gmt":"2014-11-22T01:10:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2512"},"modified":"2014-11-21T20:17:52","modified_gmt":"2014-11-22T01:17:52","slug":"proof-of-paternity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2014\/11\/proof-of-paternity.html","title":{"rendered":"Proof of Paternity"},"content":{"rendered":"

The boy has a phone. One of the rules of the phone is that at any time I can look at the phone, read text messages, and use them to humiliate. Okay, maybe I never exactly spelled out the “humiliate” part, but I assume it was pretty much implied. I mean, the boy’s been living here for eleven years now. He knows how it goes.<\/p>\n

Most of the texts were pretty boring, to tell the truth. But then I found one from Tab. And if ever anyone wanted proof that the boy is Adam’s son, this is it:<\/p>\n

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This boy has “software engineer” written all over him…. (And, note, there have been no more text messages to him from Tab.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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