In early May:
\nPie: I think I want to be a vegetarian to protest the treatment of animals.
\nMe: That sounds good.
\nPie: Tab has been a vegetarian for two years because she loves animals.
\nMe: I know. She’s the only kid I know who turns down marshmallows on principle. So, what do you want for dinner tonight?
\nPie: Chicken.
\nMe: I thought you were going to be a vegetarian?
\nPie: Oh, I meant I’d start in June.<\/p>\n
Later in May:
\nMe: So, you’ll be a vegetarian starting in June?
\nPie: Yes, but just for a little bit.
\nMe: How come?
\nPie: Because I’m going to want bacon on my birthday.<\/p>\n
June 1, early in the day:
\nMe: What should we have for dinner?
\nPie: Steak!
\nMe: But it’s June 1. I thought you were going to be a vegetarian.
\nPie: Oh, I decided that instead of being a vegetarian, I’d just eat more healthy and try new foods.<\/p>\n
June 1, dinner time:
\nMe: I made a kale salad. I made it with no tomatoes, no onions. It’s just kale and avocado, and you love avocado.
\nPie: No, thanks.
\nMe: I thought you were going to eat healthier and try new things?
\nPie: You know I don’t like my vegetables mixed. <\/p>\n
Tonight:
\nPie: Five Guys is the best. Oh my God, I would die without these hamburgers! But their bacon hamburgers are terrible. They tear up the bacon! Such a terrible way to treat bacon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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