{"id":2453,"date":"2014-05-05T10:11:03","date_gmt":"2014-05-05T14:11:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2453"},"modified":"2014-05-05T10:11:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-05T14:11:04","slug":"adventures-in-clean-clothing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2014\/05\/adventures-in-clean-clothing.html","title":{"rendered":"Adventures in Clean Clothing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Our house broke last week. Normally our house has this special feature, in which I place my clothes in a container in my closet throughout the week, and then on Sunday night, the clothes appear on my bed fresh and folded. That didn&#8217;t happen last week. I went to pack on Tuesday night for my trip and all I found were stinky, gross clothes. <\/p>\n<p>On a completely unrelated note, Adam was out of town all weekend, not getting home till Wednesday morning. <\/p>\n<p>I had this dilemma of what to do. I gathered the absolute clothing essentials in my arms and then wandered, confused, from room to room. Finally I discovered this strange box in our basement and I tossed my clothes inside of it. Sure enough, a bit later, my clothes came out of the box smelling better. It&#8217;s nice to know that this can be done, but I found the process so mentally taxing that I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll try it again. <\/p>\n<p>Of course the entire process was an exercise in futility because within minutes of arriving in New Orleans, I was covered in butter, beer, and sweat. <\/p>\n<p>And now I&#8217;m headed back and I<br \/>\nreally hope the house is fixed. Because I&#8217;ve got a suitcase of smelly and not an extra brain cell to spare to figure out what to do with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Our house broke last week. Normally our house has this special feature, in which I place my clothes in a container in my closet throughout the week, and then on Sunday night, the clothes appear on my bed fresh and folded. That didn&#8217;t happen last week. I went to pack on Tuesday night for my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2453","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2453"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2453\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}