Me: I slept oddly. And I had a dream that we got a divorce.
\nHusband: Huh. Well, good thing you didn’t dream about your teeth falling out. That would be really bad.
\nMe: What?!
\nHusband: Isn’t it supposed to be bad to dream about teeth falling out?
\nMe: As opposed to our divorce?
\nPie: Are you getting a divorce?
\nMe: No. We are not getting divorced.
\nHusband: I think teeth falling out in a dream means you’re going to die.
\nMe: If you dream about teeth falling out, you’ll die? How does that work?
\nHusband: Dunno.
\nMe: Speaking of death, look Pete Seeger died. Wow, he was 94!
\nHusband: Pete Seeger? How could he be 94?
\nMe: He was.
\nHusband [doing a quick Google]: Oh, I was thinking of Bob Seger. Who was Pete Seeger?
\nMe: Really? “If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the mooorrrrnnning. I’d hammer in the evening, all over this land!!” Is the boy up? I bet he’d love this song.
\nHusband: Oh boy. Everything is a song.
\nPie: You don’t like her singing?
\nHusband: She just does so much of it!
\nPie: You married her.
\nHusband: She didn’t sing this much when we met.
\nMe: Yes, I did. You just weren’t listening.<\/p>\n
Note: The boy didn’t like the song any better. Especially when I started to hammer him to wake him up. “Where Did All the Flowers Gone” didn’t go over any better, either. Grumpy family. My singing rocks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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