{"id":230,"date":"2008-10-24T16:47:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-24T16:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/10\/switching-up-the-switch-witch.html"},"modified":"2008-10-24T16:47:00","modified_gmt":"2008-10-24T16:47:00","slug":"switching-up-the-switch-witch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/10\/switching-up-the-switch-witch.html","title":{"rendered":"Switching Up the Switch Witch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles is completely looking forward to the <a href=\".\/.\/2006\/11\/boo.html\">Switch Witch.<\/a> He&#8217;s talking about it nonstop. Is she real? What is she like? What&#8217;s she going to bring? Doodles is Switch Witch stoked. But Pie? Well, Pie is Pie.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: I don&#8217;t want the Switch Witch to come.<br \/>Me: But she&#8217;s a nice witch!<br \/>Pie: I don&#8217;t want her to come.<br \/>Me: Don&#8217;t you want to get a toy?<br \/>Pie shakes her head vehemently: No!<br \/>Me: But the Switch Witch always comes.<br \/>Pie: I don&#8217;t want her this year.<br \/>Me: Why?<br \/>Pie: I don&#8217;t want her to take my candy.<br \/>Me: But she&#8217;ll bring you a toy in return. <br \/>Pie: No! I don&#8217;t want her taking my candy!<br \/>Me: And what do you think your going to do with all that candy?<br \/>Pie: Eat it! All if it. I want to eat <i>all<\/i> my candy. So tell the Switch Witch not to come.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, Pie. But the problem is, <i>I<\/i> want to eat all your candy, too. And I&#8217;m bigger than you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doodles is completely looking forward to the Switch Witch. He&#8217;s talking about it nonstop. Is she real? What is she like? What&#8217;s she going to bring? Doodles is Switch Witch stoked. But Pie? Well, Pie is Pie. Pie: I don&#8217;t want the Switch Witch to come.Me: But she&#8217;s a nice witch!Pie: I don&#8217;t want her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[10,5],"class_list":["post-230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-holiday","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}