{"id":2289,"date":"2013-04-25T16:40:59","date_gmt":"2013-04-25T20:40:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2289"},"modified":"2013-04-25T16:40:59","modified_gmt":"2013-04-25T20:40:59","slug":"belts-and-feet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2013\/04\/belts-and-feet.html","title":{"rendered":"Belts and Feet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do people consciously put on their belts in the same direction? When I put on my jeans, I can never remember which direction my belt should go and then half the time when I go to the bathroom, I get confused and want to buckle the belt in the other direction. Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t take the belt out when I take my jeans off, so when I put the jeans on the next day, the belt is still backward. No, I don&#8217;t fix it. That would require more work.<\/p>\n<p>The buckle has been bothering me more than usual, as I&#8217;ve lightened up so much on the running, because of the self-diagnosed plantar fasciitis. Not running makes me bitchy. Seriously bitchy. And belt buckles annoy me. But that&#8217;s what happens when you have plantar fasciitis.<\/p>\n<p>Remember when I used Dr. Internet and her assistant Nurse Duchess and decided I had plantar fasciitis? I followed everything Dr. Internet told me about plantar fasciitis, and I rested my foot, rolled it on a ball, iced, etc.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday I caved. I went to an orthopedist. And I got my official verdict. I have a &#8220;textbook case&#8221; of&#8230; plantar fasciitis. (You weren&#8217;t expecting that, were you?)  But the good news? I can still run. Dr. With a Medical Degree told me, &#8220;The plantar fasciitis will hurt you, but you can&#8217;t hurt the plantar fasciitis.&#8221; While Dr. Internet was correct on the diagnosis, he was off on the cure; there is no cure. I will be in pain for about six months to a year. But you know what? As long as I can run, I don&#8217;t mind hobbling a bit. <\/p>\n<p>But I still won&#8217;t fix the belt buckle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do people consciously put on their belts in the same direction? When I put on my jeans, I can never remember which direction my belt should go and then half the time when I go to the bathroom, I get confused and want to buckle the belt in the other direction. Unfortunately, I don&#8217;t take [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[15],"class_list":["post-2289","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-running"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2289"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2289\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}