{"id":2255,"date":"2013-03-12T11:34:02","date_gmt":"2013-03-12T15:34:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2255"},"modified":"2013-03-12T11:34:02","modified_gmt":"2013-03-12T15:34:02","slug":"next-time-take-it-black","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2013\/03\/next-time-take-it-black.html","title":{"rendered":"Next Time Take It Black"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ten petri dishes growing bacteria are sitting on my dining room table in the name of science. Right now, I&#8217;m not a fan of science.<\/p>\n<p>The same child who is growing bacteria also had to get himself to school this morning on his own. The girl and I go to a before-school P.E. program (she as a participant, myself as a volunteer) at 7:15 a.m. twice a week. This morning it happened that Adam had to leave at 7:15 for a work breakfast (at least I think it was work. It better have been work!).<\/p>\n<p>Just before I was left, I woke the boy. &#8220;We&#8217;re all leaving now. I&#8217;ve set the kitchen timer for 45 minutes so you&#8217;ll know when to go to school. Please note that if you fall back asleep, no one is here to wake you nor will you hear the timer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In response I received a lovely, &#8220;Ungh!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>After the P.E. program was over, I went up to the 4th grade hall to make sure the boy made it to school. &#8220;You&#8217;re here!&#8221; I said when I found him at his locker. &#8220;Did you eat breakfast?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yeah,&#8221; he told me. &#8220;But I put too much sugar in my coffee.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I know we should be grateful for the little things, and today I am. Caffeine* + sugar + 9-year-old boy = a day in which I am extremely grateful that I&#8217;m not the one trying to teach him anything this morning.<\/p>\n<p>*Okay, slight exaggeration. He does have to drink decaf, but still&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ten petri dishes growing bacteria are sitting on my dining room table in the name of science. Right now, I&#8217;m not a fan of science. The same child who is growing bacteria also had to get himself to school this morning on his own. The girl and I go to a before-school P.E. program (she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,43],"class_list":["post-2255","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-school"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2255"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2255\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2255"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2255"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2255"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}