{"id":2230,"date":"2013-02-09T16:12:35","date_gmt":"2013-02-09T21:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2230"},"modified":"2013-02-09T16:12:35","modified_gmt":"2013-02-09T21:12:35","slug":"the-problems-of-adulthood","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2013\/02\/the-problems-of-adulthood.html","title":{"rendered":"The Problems of Adulthood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The girl [singing]: I want more mango. I want more mango!<br \/>\nMe: Bring me your plate.<br \/>\nThe girl: Wow, cutting mango looks hard.<br \/>\nMe: It is a little hard.<br \/>\nThe girl: That&#8217;s why I don&#8217;t want to grow up. I don&#8217;t want to have to cut my own mango.<br \/>\nMe: That sounds like a good reason.<br \/>\nThe girl: Do you think I should just live you when I grow up? So you can cut my mango for me?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girl [singing]: I want more mango. I want more mango! Me: Bring me your plate. The girl: Wow, cutting mango looks hard. Me: It is a little hard. The girl: That&#8217;s why I don&#8217;t want to grow up. I don&#8217;t want to have to cut my own mango. Me: That sounds like a good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-2230","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2230"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2230\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2230"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2230"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2230"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}