{"id":2194,"date":"2012-12-08T14:50:07","date_gmt":"2012-12-08T19:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2194"},"modified":"2012-12-08T14:51:11","modified_gmt":"2012-12-08T19:51:11","slug":"welcome-to-the-midlife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/12\/welcome-to-the-midlife.html","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to the Midlife!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Welcome to the Midlife, say good-bye to fun and games
\nYou had everything you want, honey, but now old age’s to blame
\nBad back, no sleep, What does this body need?
\nIf you got the ache, oy vey, what’s this disease?<\/p>\n

In the midlife, welcome to the midlife
\nWatch out, you’ll hurt you’re knnn knne knees, knees
\nYou’re gonna need glasses to read!<\/p>\n

(Apologies to Guns N Roses)<\/p>\n

Guess who turns 40 today!<\/p>\n

From this:
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To this:
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To this:
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Happy birthday, Adam! You done grow up good. May your days be filled with bacon and bourbon and your nights with children who sleep. Well, at least the former. The latter is something we’ll strive for at 50!<\/p>\n

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Welcome to the Midlife, say good-bye to fun and games You had everything you want, honey, but now old age’s to blame Bad back, no sleep, What does this body need? If you got the ache, oy vey, what’s this disease? In the midlife, welcome to the midlife Watch out, you’ll hurt you’re knnn knne […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2194","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2194"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2194"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2194"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2194"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}