{"id":2180,"date":"2012-10-31T16:05:35","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T20:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2180"},"modified":"2012-10-31T16:06:26","modified_gmt":"2012-10-31T20:06:26","slug":"signs-of-election-over-exposure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/10\/signs-of-election-over-exposure.html","title":{"rendered":"Signs of Election Over Exposure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it again. I freakin&#8217; hate Halloween. That said, I&#8217;ve been suckered in. Candy has been purchased. Mummy dogs, monster fingers, and witches brew with bloody wormy ice cubes are being made for dinner. And I helped Pie carve her pumpkin. Correction: she designed her pumpkin, I carved it.<\/p>\n<p>The drawing was a little elaborate with strands of hair. Most of the hair came out well, but some had a big chunk that fell out, so I changed it to ears.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Pie, I&#8217;m sorry this didn&#8217;t quite work.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Do you think it still looks spooky?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Uh&#8230; well, as spooky as this pumpkin was going to look.<\/p>\n<p>Pie evaluates it for a moment. Then she declares, &#8220;I like it better this way!&#8221; As she turns to go up the stairs, she turns and looks at me and says, &#8220;I&#8217;m Sweetie Pie Medros and I approve this message!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Thank goodness.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve said it before, I&#8217;ll say it again. I freakin&#8217; hate Halloween. That said, I&#8217;ve been suckered in. Candy has been purchased. Mummy dogs, monster fingers, and witches brew with bloody wormy ice cubes are being made for dinner. And I helped Pie carve her pumpkin. Correction: she designed her pumpkin, I carved it. The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[112,5],"class_list":["post-2180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-halloween","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}