{"id":218,"date":"2008-11-09T21:44:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-09T21:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/11\/for-yuri.html"},"modified":"2008-11-09T21:44:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-09T21:44:00","slug":"for-yuri","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/11\/for-yuri.html","title":{"rendered":"For Yuri"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Day 9 of Nanowrimo (the challenge: &#8220;a french baguette&#8221;):<\/p>\n<p>I hid my iPhone under the table, so I could surreptitiously text Gary what was going on.  It was rude, I know, but it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t breaking any rules. Luckily, I was very good at the one-handed text. He was having an early breakfast in Paris before his shoot began as I was having a dinner that wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t rate many Michelin stars.<br \/><i>Just served something brown. Could be meat. Might be a basketball. Can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell.<\/i>  I texted while smiling across the table.<\/p>\n<p>Gary texted me back immediately. <i>Just served an absolutely delectable French baguette\u00e2\u20ac\u201dcrispy outside, buttery inside. Spreading on Nutella as I drink the most perfect caf\u00c3\u00a9 au lait I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve ever experienced.<\/i> I could practically see the taunting smirk on his face. A moment later he wrote, <i>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d share it with you if you were here.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>I smiled as a blob of what looked like carrot slaw filled with dried out looking raisins was slapped onto my plate. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can you have slaw with meat?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I whispered to Tzippi. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the sauce dairy?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>She shook her head. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mayonnaise is parve. No dairy in it.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>I texted back, <i>I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d give you all my carrot slaw if you were here.<\/i><br \/>Tzippi saw me peering under the table cloth. She narrowed her eyes and shook her head ever so slightly.<\/p>\n<p><i>Whoops, caught. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll text later. xxxooo<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>A bientot,<\/i> he wrote back. <\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Try this,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tzippi said, watching to make sure I put my phone away. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll love it.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I looked at the blackened noodles of a kugel on my plate and forced a smile. A bacon cheeseburger, I love, I thought, as I smiled widely at Lilach at the end of the table and forced a large bite down my throat.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Delicious,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I choked out. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even have any excuses not to eat. One can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t plead lactose intolerance at a meat dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 9 of Nanowrimo (the challenge: &#8220;a french baguette&#8221;): I hid my iPhone under the table, so I could surreptitiously text Gary what was going on. It was rude, I know, but it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t breaking any rules. Luckily, I was very good at the one-handed text. He was having an early breakfast in Paris before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[50,12],"class_list":["post-218","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-nanowrimo","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=218"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/218\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=218"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=218"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=218"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}