{"id":2171,"date":"2012-10-09T10:23:08","date_gmt":"2012-10-09T14:23:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2171"},"modified":"2012-10-09T10:23:08","modified_gmt":"2012-10-09T14:23:08","slug":"coffee-shortages","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/10\/coffee-shortages.html","title":{"rendered":"Coffee Shortages"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam makes coffee every morning, which I appreciate. What I don&#8217;t appreciate is that he never gets the amount right. Some mornings, there&#8217;s almost a full pot sitting there at the end of the day. Other days&#8211;like this morning&#8211;I&#8217;m drinking up the dregs trying to eke that third cup out of the pot. The man saw me for a FULL 3.24 minutes this morning. Couldn&#8217;t he glean in that time that it was clearly a mega-coffee day? Are you telling me that man can&#8217;t read my mind! What&#8217;s the point of marriage if he can&#8217;t simply intuit how much coffee I require on any given day?<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. Today is a novel day. Not in the &#8220;new&#8221; sense, but in the &#8220;I&#8217;m going to finish this damn thing&#8221; sense. In the past week, I&#8217;ve survived a crying drop-off, two <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sukkot\">Sukkot<\/a> parties at our <a href=\"http:\/\/jsbphone.blogspot.com\/2012\/10\/dinner-sukkah-style.html\">sukkah<\/a> in the rain (one of which was for Pie&#8217;s entire 2nd grade class), my father visiting (yes, Peter, you do require &#8220;surviving&#8221;; doesn&#8217;t mean we don&#8217;t enjoy having you), our first Brownie meeting of the year (18 girls!), orthodontists, periodontists (why, yes, I DO have gum surgery in my future, thank you very much), eye doctors, curriculum night, and very little writing. This week will be a little better but I plan on tuning much of the world out while I edit my novel. I took a class at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.grubstreet.org\/\">Grub Street<\/a> on Microediting, and one of the great takeaways is to read your writing out loud because you can hear a lot of problems you can&#8217;t see. It&#8217;s working beautifully, but I have to tell you, it takes a lot of time&#8211;and a lot of tea!&#8211;to read a 75,000 word novel aloud. I&#8217;m about 1\/3 of the way through.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I need to put another pot of coffee on. If you see my shaking later, know that it&#8217;s simply an overdose of caffeine. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam makes coffee every morning, which I appreciate. What I don&#8217;t appreciate is that he never gets the amount right. Some mornings, there&#8217;s almost a full pot sitting there at the end of the day. Other days&#8211;like this morning&#8211;I&#8217;m drinking up the dregs trying to eke that third cup out of the pot. The man [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[69,12],"class_list":["post-2171","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-my-novel","tag-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2171"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2171\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2171"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2171"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2171"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}