{"id":213,"date":"2008-11-13T17:11:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-13T17:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/11\/potty-talk.html"},"modified":"2008-11-13T17:11:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-13T17:11:00","slug":"potty-talk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2008\/11\/potty-talk.html","title":{"rendered":"Potty Talk"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting at my computer. I hear a child in the bathroom. He&#8217;s singing. He&#8217;s telling himself stories. He&#8217;s humming. La la la la la.<br \/>Me: Make sure you wipe really, really well after you poop.<br \/>Doodles: [silent for a moment, then, with true curiosity in his voice]: <i>How<\/i> did you know I was pooping!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just magic like that I guess.<\/p>\n<p>On a related note: I think I&#8217;ve set a bad precedent. Pie was having her morning constitutional and of course that&#8217;s when Doodles decided he had to go RIGHT NOW, REALLY BADLY, I MEAN IT, I CAN&#8217;T WAIT! So I let him pee in the shower. Anyone want to bet when\/where he&#8217;s gonna want to pee tomorrow morning? Maybe we should buy stock in the tub cleaner now&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sitting at my computer. I hear a child in the bathroom. He&#8217;s singing. He&#8217;s telling himself stories. He&#8217;s humming. La la la la la.Me: Make sure you wipe really, really well after you poop.Doodles: [silent for a moment, then, with true curiosity in his voice]: How did you know I was pooping! I&#8217;m just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}