7:20 a.m.
\n“Boy, get dressed. We have to get you to camp.”<\/p>\n
7:33 a.m.
\n“Boy, are you dressed? Put down the comic book and get dressed!”<\/p>\n
7:41 a.m.
\n“Where are you? How long does it take to get dressed? You need breakfast!”<\/p>\n
7:50 a.m.
\n“You are leaving in 10 minutes! Get your butt down here!”<\/p>\n
“Okay, okay!” the boy yells, as he runs down the stairs, fully dressed, and into the kitchen.<\/p>\n
I look at him. “Are you wearing clean underwear?”<\/p>\n
The boy looks at me exasperated. “You didn’t tell<\/em> me I had to put on clean underwear!” And back upstairs he went.<\/p>\n Later that day, after returning from School of Rock camp: “Mom, there was a line in the song we’re writing that I don’t understand. The line is, ‘You bang your drums when you should be plucking my g string.’ What does it mean?”<\/p>\n Ah, the joys of having a fourth grader!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 7:20 a.m. “Boy, get dressed. We have to get you to camp.” 7:33 a.m. “Boy, are you dressed? Put down the comic book and get dressed!” 7:41 a.m. “Where are you? How long does it take to get dressed? You need breakfast!” 7:50 a.m. “You are leaving in 10 minutes! Get your butt down here!” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-2106","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2106"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2106\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2106"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2106"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2106"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}