{"id":2100,"date":"2012-06-27T07:17:56","date_gmt":"2012-06-27T11:17:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2100"},"modified":"2012-06-27T07:20:19","modified_gmt":"2012-06-27T11:20:19","slug":"have-one-pair-of-underwear-will-travel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/06\/have-one-pair-of-underwear-will-travel.html","title":{"rendered":"Have One Pair of Underwear. Will Travel."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boy is in his room, on his bed, reading in his underwear.<\/p>\n<p>Me: You need to get dressed. With CLEAN underwear!<br \/>\nThe boy: Got it.<br \/>\nMe: I&#8217;m serious. I&#8217;m making a note of your underwear right now. You are wearing your boxers with the stars on it. When you come downstairs I am going to check your underwear to make sure it&#8217;s clean.<br \/>\nThe boy: Got it.<br \/>\nMe: Okay, so get dressed, tidy your room, and come on down.<\/p>\n<p>15 minutes later. The boy ambles down, dressed, hair wet and styled.<br \/>\nMe: Da da dum! Time for the underwear check.<br \/>\nI peek.<br \/>\nMe: This is the SAME underwear! Boxers with stars!<br \/>\nThe boy: I actually have two pairs of this underwear!<br \/>\nMe: So if I go upstairs and check the laundry hamper, there will be a pair of boxer shorts with stars on them on the top?<br \/>\nThe boy: Um. On the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s going to be really popular in the dorms when he gets to college.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boy is in his room, on his bed, reading in his underwear. Me: You need to get dressed. With CLEAN underwear! The boy: Got it. Me: I&#8217;m serious. I&#8217;m making a note of your underwear right now. You are wearing your boxers with the stars on it. When you come downstairs I am going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-2100","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2100"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2100\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2100"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2100"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2100"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}