{"id":2056,"date":"2012-04-25T22:33:33","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T02:33:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2056"},"modified":"2012-04-25T22:33:33","modified_gmt":"2012-04-26T02:33:33","slug":"peepers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/04\/peepers.html","title":{"rendered":"Peepers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a sad day in Brownville. The Easter candy is all done. What? How does a house of Jews have Easter candy? Well, that&#8217;s the point. We don&#8217;t. At least not anymore. I dutifully went to the after-Easter sales and loaded up. I will say that I didn&#8217;t eat a single bite of it until Passover ended, but when the holiday was over, I embraced the one that starts after: The Festival of Peeps.<\/p>\n<p>I had planned on telling all of you about our spring break and how Adam and I just celebrated a wonderful 10th anniversary together&#8211;an elegant, exquisite dinner and lovely gifts. But then yesterday he annoyed me, so I won&#8217;t be telling you about that. I IM&#8217;d him yesterday:<\/p>\n<p>Me: We are officially out of Easter candy.<br \/>\nHim: Officially? Has this been certified?<br \/>\nMe: Yes.<br \/>\nHim: Maybe I stashed some emergency Peeps.<\/p>\n<p>Which made me the happiest person in the world. My husband loved me enough to know to stash Peeps for when I ran out! Joy! Happiness!! Elation! Only&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Are you serious?!?<br \/>\nHim: No, I&#8217;m not serious. But I could have.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m here to blog to tell you what an ass my husband is. Maybe later I&#8217;ll write something nice. But don&#8217;t hold your breath.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s a sad day in Brownville. The Easter candy is all done. What? How does a house of Jews have Easter candy? Well, that&#8217;s the point. We don&#8217;t. At least not anymore. I dutifully went to the after-Easter sales and loaded up. I will say that I didn&#8217;t eat a single bite of it until [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14,100],"class_list":["post-2056","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adam","tag-peeps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2056","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2056"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2056\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2056"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2056"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2056"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}