{"id":2047,"date":"2012-04-13T08:30:40","date_gmt":"2012-04-13T12:30:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2047"},"modified":"2012-04-13T08:30:53","modified_gmt":"2012-04-13T12:30:53","slug":"from-the-mout-of-pie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/04\/from-the-mout-of-pie.html","title":{"rendered":"From the Mouth of Pie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: Before you met Daddy, did you have a boyfriend?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Lots of boyfriends.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: A hundred boyfriends?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Maybe!<\/p>\n<p>Pie: So you did aloooooot of kissing!<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>After a day of massive chauffeuring. Adam was in San Francisco. The kids had to be on opposite sides of town three times over the course of the day. I couldn&#8217;t remember which way was up. We had just dropped Doodles off and I was taking Pie to the next event, which was a Passover dinner at the synagogue. Jasmine and her family were to be there. <\/p>\n<p>Me: Pie, your mom is falling apart.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Really? <\/p>\n<p>Me: What are you going to do when I fall apart. Will you put me back together?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: How would I put you back together?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Well, what would you do?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: I&#8217;d look for Scooby.<\/p>\n<p>Me: So she could put me back together?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: [with a &#8220;duh&#8221; voice] No, Mom. So she could give me a ride home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie: Before you met Daddy, did you have a boyfriend? Me: Lots of boyfriends. Pie: A hundred boyfriends? Me: Maybe! Pie: So you did aloooooot of kissing! **** After a day of massive chauffeuring. Adam was in San Francisco. The kids had to be on opposite sides of town three times over the course of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-2047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}