People are giving me grief about not blogging (I’m looking at you, Peter and Keaton), but hey, life’s busy. Anyone who wants to fill in the gaps with a nice guest blog post is welcome. In the meantime, I’m trying to find a little peace and quiet to do things, like, oh, write. But it’s not to happen. I can’t even read a magazine in peace these days. I’ve resorted to hiding in the bathroom. Although the other day I tried that. Being alone. In the bathroom. Peacefully.<\/p>\n
What’s that? Oh, the pounding of little footsteps.<\/p>\n
From outside the door I hear:
\nThe boy: Mom!<\/p>\n
Me: I’m in the bathroom.<\/p>\n
The boy: Mom!<\/p>\n
Me: I’m in the bathroom!!<\/p>\n
The boy stands outside the bathroom door.<\/p>\n
The boy: Hey, Mom, I decided I don’t want a flame thrower anymore.<\/p>\n
Me: I’m in the bathroom. I don’t care.<\/p>\n
The boy: Instead, I want an M16.<\/p>\n
Me: LEAVE ME ALONE! I AM IN THE BATHROOM! <\/p>\n
The boy: Yeah, I know. I heard you the first five times.<\/p>\n
Me: SO WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO ME?<\/p>\n
So the next time you harass me about this blog? Bite me. I’m hiding in the bathroom. And you can’t have an M16, either.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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