{"id":2042,"date":"2012-03-13T13:35:14","date_gmt":"2012-03-13T17:35:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=2042"},"modified":"2012-03-13T13:35:14","modified_gmt":"2012-03-13T17:35:14","slug":"my-fair-daughter","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2012\/03\/my-fair-daughter.html","title":{"rendered":"My Fair Daughter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie and I are watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B002HK9IDQ\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=jennyspage-20&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1789&#038;creative=390957&#038;creativeASIN=B002HK9IDQ\"><em>My Fair Lady<\/em><\/a>. We&#8217;re at the part of the movie where Professor Higgins sings the song &#8220;Why Can&#8217;t a Woman Be More Like a Man?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Pie asked me: Did you hear that?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Yes. <\/p>\n<p>Pie: He wants to know why women can&#8217;t be more like men.<\/p>\n<p>Me: I heard that. What do you think of that.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: [With a roll of the eyebrows] Well, of course not. Women have two br*easts. Men don&#8217;t have br*easts. Men have p*enises. Women don&#8217;t have p*enises. Most of us have long hair and not much of them have long hair.<\/p>\n<p>Can&#8217;t argue with logic like that!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie and I are watching My Fair Lady. We&#8217;re at the part of the movie where Professor Higgins sings the song &#8220;Why Can&#8217;t a Woman Be More Like a Man?&#8221; Pie asked me: Did you hear that? Me: Yes. Pie: He wants to know why women can&#8217;t be more like men. Me: I heard that. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33,5],"class_list":["post-2042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-movies","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2042"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2042\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}