{"id":1887,"date":"2011-08-12T16:52:07","date_gmt":"2011-08-12T20:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/08\/food-coma.html"},"modified":"2011-08-12T16:52:07","modified_gmt":"2011-08-12T20:52:07","slug":"food-coma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/08\/food-coma.html","title":{"rendered":"Food Coma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had the dinner to end all dinners tonight. It was an amazing tasting menu from Grain de Sel. But it was huge. <\/p>\n<p>Usually, after a dinner like that, I complain to Adam, &#8220;Why did you let me eat all of that?&#8221; and he comes up with some lame excuse like, &#8220;Because I&#8217;m mean,&#8221; or &#8220;It&#8217;s not my fault!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, though, for something different, I asked the boy as we walked to the hotel from dinner, &#8220;Why&#8217;d you let me eat so much?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And without missing a beat, he said, &#8220;&#8216;Cause I want a big, fat momma.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That boy is definitely a keeper.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had the dinner to end all dinners tonight. It was an amazing tasting menu from Grain de Sel. But it was huge. Usually, after a dinner like that, I complain to Adam, &#8220;Why did you let me eat all of that?&#8221; and he comes up with some lame excuse like, &#8220;Because I&#8217;m mean,&#8221; or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[138],"class_list":["post-1887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1887"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1887\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1887"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1887"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1887"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}