{"id":1830,"date":"2011-06-22T06:49:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T10:49:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1830"},"modified":"2011-06-22T06:51:00","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T10:51:00","slug":"just-another-gray-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/06\/just-another-gray-morning.html","title":{"rendered":"Just Another Gray Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the end-of-year celebrations in both the kids&#8217; classrooms even though the last day of school is Friday. I turned on Alice Cooper&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=qga5eONXU_4\">&#8220;School&#8217;s Out for Summer,&#8221;<\/a> saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ll play it again for you on Friday.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Me: Would you like me to bring a boombox on Friday to pick up and blast this song for you as you leave school.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Boombox? What&#8217;s a boombox?<\/p>\n<p>****<\/p>\n<p>As a final reward for filling the marble jar, Doodles has a beach day at school. He was told to bring flip flops, a tank top and shorts, and a beach towel.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Which beach towel do you want? We have an Amazon.com towel, a TripAdvisor towel, and a South Park towel.<\/p>\n<p>Doodles: What&#8217;s South Park?<\/p>\n<p>Me: It&#8217;s a cartoon with little boys who curse a lot. [I bring down the towel] See?<\/p>\n<p>Doodles: Oh yeah! I know them! I saw the cartoon at School of Rock.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh my God! They killed my kid&#8217;s innocence! [Okay, not really, but I thought it.]<\/p>\n<p>[And yes I need to get the kids to school and I&#8217;m standing here watching the &#8220;Beefcake&#8221; episode. &#8220;Follow your dreams. You can meet your goals. I&#8217;m living proof. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE!&#8221; Okay, maybe you had to be there.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is the end-of-year celebrations in both the kids&#8217; classrooms even though the last day of school is Friday. I turned on Alice Cooper&#8217;s &#8220;School&#8217;s Out for Summer,&#8221; saying, &#8220;I&#8217;ll play it again for you on Friday.&#8221; Me: Would you like me to bring a boombox on Friday to pick up and blast this song [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,48,5],"class_list":["post-1830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-misc","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1830"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1830\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}