{"id":1792,"date":"2011-05-24T21:44:58","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T01:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1792"},"modified":"2011-05-24T21:47:04","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T01:47:04","slug":"my-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/05\/my-night.html","title":{"rendered":"My Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam is having dinner on what is arguably the <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/daily\/intel\/2007\/09\/barry_diller_goes_with_the_mot.html\">world&#8217;s largest yacht<\/a> (and apparently it <em>is<\/em> up for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Eos_(yacht)\">debate<\/a>). This is the life he now apparently leads.<\/p>\n<p>The life <em>I<\/em> lead involves leftover pasta, an iPhone on rice, the girl&#8217;s multiple nightmares, and the week-old dirty socks I just found in the boy&#8217;s backpack. Minutes ago I e-mailed Beetle, asking her, &#8220;Who the f**k is playing such loud music in the neighborhood at this hour? And classical music at that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And then I went upstairs to put away yet more stray books only to discover that it&#8217;s us. We&#8217;re the ones playing such loud f**king music at this hour. When the girl had her third &#8220;I&#8217;m having a nightmare even though I haven&#8217;t yet closed my eyes,&#8221; I told her, &#8220;Turn on your light, read a book, listen to music&#8230; I don&#8217;t care! Just go the freak to sleep and leave me alone!&#8221; And so she turned on the Nutcracker. At top volume.<\/p>\n<p>Good thing I didn&#8217;t call the cops. To think I had thought I&#8217;d skip the wine tonight. Ha!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam is having dinner on what is arguably the world&#8217;s largest yacht (and apparently it is up for debate). This is the life he now apparently leads. The life I lead involves leftover pasta, an iPhone on rice, the girl&#8217;s multiple nightmares, and the week-old dirty socks I just found in the boy&#8217;s backpack. Minutes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[13,17],"class_list":["post-1792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-house","tag-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1792"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1792\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}