{"id":1790,"date":"2011-05-24T17:35:22","date_gmt":"2011-05-24T21:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1790"},"modified":"2011-05-24T17:39:28","modified_gmt":"2011-05-24T21:39:28","slug":"signs-of-spring","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/05\/signs-of-spring.html","title":{"rendered":"Signs of Spring"},"content":{"rendered":"

It must be spring. The air is warmer. Birds are chirping. The boy is begging to ride his bike. I dropped my iPhone in the toilet. The girls is asking to go about in just a bathing suit.<\/p>\n

Wait, what? No, no, no. I definitely did not<\/em> wear my capris with the shallow back pocket and, upon pulling them down to do private things, allowed my phone to fall into the toilet. Of course not! I did that last<\/em> year<\/a> and who in the hell who be so incredibly moronically stupid to do that kind of thing twice? Seriously? Not me. Absolutely, totally, and completely not me. Which means this conversation with the boy did not happen this evening.<\/p>\n

The boy: What are you doing?
\nMe: I’m putting my phone in a bag of rice.
\nThe boy: Why?
\nMe: Um, because…
\nThe boy: Why?
\nMe: I dropped it in the toilet.
\nThe boy: Again?!<\/em>
\nMe: Maybe.
\nThe boy: You really should get a cheaper phone. You keep dropping them in the toilet!
\nMe: Harumph.
\nThe boy: And if you get a cheaper phone, can I have the iPhone to take apart?<\/p>\n

But of course there is no iPhone to take apart. Because I absolutely, definitely, for sure didn’t drop my iPhone in the toilet again! How much longer till the iPhone 5 comes out? (And, just to be clear, I went to write, “How much longer till the iPhone 4 comes out,” and the boy said, “You have an iPhone 4. The iPhone 5 is what you want.” Can you say, “his father’s son?”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It must be spring. The air is warmer. Birds are chirping. The boy is begging to ride his bike. I dropped my iPhone in the toilet. The girls is asking to go about in just a bathing suit. Wait, what? No, no, no. I definitely did not wear my capris with the shallow back pocket […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,17,62],"class_list":["post-1790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-me","tag-technology"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}