{"id":1787,"date":"2011-05-21T10:01:17","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T14:01:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/05\/the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it.html"},"modified":"2011-05-21T10:01:17","modified_gmt":"2011-05-21T14:01:17","slug":"the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/05\/the-end-of-the-world-as-we-know-it.html","title":{"rendered":"The End of the World as We Know It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had my first iced latte of the season, after a nine mile run this morning, and it was heavenly. Which is a good thing because it&#8217;s about as close to heaven as I&#8217;m going to get today, if there is indeed a Rapture. Us Jews don&#8217;t make the cut. Once again, they&#8217;re keeping the Jews out of the country club. Don&#8217;t mind, this time, though. <\/p>\n<p>I figured I&#8217;d write a final post to all my friends who will be playing harps or lounging on clouds or dining with virgins or whatever it is that happens in heaven, but then I realized, it&#8217;s really only about one or two of you. I&#8217;m pretty sure the rest of my readers are heathens (hi, Dad!).  <\/p>\n<p>For those one or two, have a safe trip. Don&#8217;t forget to wear a helmet while you&#8217;re learning how to use those wings. Try not to spill crumbs on those of us left here on Earth. <\/p>\n<p>And for the rest of you, I&#8217;ll see you back here in a day or two. I&#8217;ll bring the martinis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had my first iced latte of the season, after a nine mile run this morning, and it was heavenly. Which is a good thing because it&#8217;s about as close to heaven as I&#8217;m going to get today, if there is indeed a Rapture. Us Jews don&#8217;t make the cut. Once again, they&#8217;re keeping the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[48],"class_list":["post-1787","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1787"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1787\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1787"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1787"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1787"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}