{"id":1752,"date":"2011-03-18T19:52:32","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T23:52:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1752"},"modified":"2011-03-18T19:53:35","modified_gmt":"2011-03-18T23:53:35","slug":"wheres-the-wine-opener","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/03\/wheres-the-wine-opener.html","title":{"rendered":"Where&#8217;s the Wine Opener?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a week with three time outs, two out-and-out temper tantrums (plus one from the kids), mornings that started an hour before I would have preferred, a switch to daylight savings meaning kids who won&#8217;t go to sleep, hockey, a birthday party, two separate visits to the dentist, a playdate, drum lesson, ballet lesson, Hebrew school, and a visit from our friendly, neighborhood fire department, my husband has the nerve to walk into the house after a week in Europe and say, &#8220;Wow. It&#8217;s been a long week.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s lucky I&#8217;m using the corkscrew on the wine and not on him.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a week with three time outs, two out-and-out temper tantrums (plus one from the kids), mornings that started an hour before I would have preferred, a switch to daylight savings meaning kids who won&#8217;t go to sleep, hockey, a birthday party, two separate visits to the dentist, a playdate, drum lesson, ballet lesson, Hebrew [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-1752","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1752"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1752\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1752"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1752"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1752"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}