{"id":1742,"date":"2011-03-03T08:02:45","date_gmt":"2011-03-03T13:02:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1742"},"modified":"2011-03-03T08:55:30","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T13:55:30","slug":"outsmarted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2011\/03\/outsmarted.html","title":{"rendered":"Outsmarted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is currently, per the weather channel &#8220;11 degrees, feels like -3.&#8221; The girl likes to wear dresses with leg warmers. Just leg warmers. Which leave half of her leg bare.<\/p>\n<p>Me: It&#8217;s really cold out today. You need to wear tights.<br \/>\nPie: I only like to wear tights once a week and I already wore them!<br \/>\nMe: But it&#8217;s butt-cold out there!<br \/>\nPie: NO!<br \/>\nMe: Your teacher won&#8217;t like it. You won&#8217;t be able to go out for recess.<br \/>\nPie: I don&#8217;t like recess.<br \/>\nMe: You must wear tights! It&#8217;s simply too cold!<br \/>\nPie: Fine! <\/p>\n<p>I should have known she agreed too easily&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tights-e1299157315382.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox[1742]\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tights-e1299157315382-224x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" title=\"tights\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-1743\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tights-e1299157315382-224x300.jpg 224w, https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tights-e1299157315382-764x1024.jpg 764w, https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/tights-e1299157315382.jpg 1936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. Bare legs. Scarf of&#8230; tights. If a new kindergarten fashion trend sweeps, don&#8217;t blame me!<\/p>\n<p>(I should add that, yes, I let her go like this. She followed my request. She can&#8217;t be blamed for being smarter than her mother!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is currently, per the weather channel &#8220;11 degrees, feels like -3.&#8221; The girl likes to wear dresses with leg warmers. Just leg warmers. Which leave half of her leg bare. Me: It&#8217;s really cold out today. You need to wear tights. Pie: I only like to wear tights once a week and I already [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}