{"id":173,"date":"2009-02-11T20:42:00","date_gmt":"2009-02-11T20:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/02\/waiting-waiting-waiting.html"},"modified":"2009-02-11T20:42:00","modified_gmt":"2009-02-11T20:42:00","slug":"waiting-waiting-waiting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2009\/02\/waiting-waiting-waiting.html","title":{"rendered":"Waiting Waiting Waiting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the flight to NYC:<br \/>Doodles: What&#39;s this?<br \/>He&#39;s holding up the airsickness bag.<br \/>Me: Some people get sick on planes. That&#39;s for if someone has to throw up.<br \/>Doodles peers in.<br \/>Doodles: But, Mom, there&#39;s no throw up in here!<\/p>\n<p>And now we&#39;re sitting at JFK waiting to go through security again to board. We got here at about 3:30 and we leave at 10:10. Pie had the sleepiest eyes I&#39;ve ever seen. Doodles is&#8230; Well, remember the song &quot;Matchmaker, Matchmaker&quot;? &quot;You think you&#39;ll get the rabbi&#39;s son?&quot; &quot;Well why not? We only have one rabbi and he only has one son!&quot; &quot;Why not? I&#39;ll tell you why not!&quot;<\/p>\n<p>Well the why not is because the rabbi&#39;s son is sharing a seat with my son&#8230; cosied up&#8230; watching &quot;Angelina Ballerina&quot; together.<\/p>\n<p>Five minutes to boarding. Thirteen hours to Tel Aviv. Fifteen hours till I order my first Israeli beer.<\/p>\n<p>Lehitriot.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the flight to NYC:Doodles: What&#39;s this?He&#39;s holding up the airsickness bag.Me: Some people get sick on planes. That&#39;s for if someone has to throw up.Doodles peers in.Doodles: But, Mom, there&#39;s no throw up in here! And now we&#39;re sitting at JFK waiting to go through security again to board. We got here at about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[138],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}