{"id":1674,"date":"2010-12-24T08:10:20","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T13:10:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2010-12-24T08:10:20","modified_gmt":"2010-12-24T13:10:20","slug":"hair-today-gone-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/12\/hair-today-gone-tomorrow.html","title":{"rendered":"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Adam likes to grow a beard starting on December 25. He keeps it for the winter and then shaves it on June 25. Last night, I looked at him and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure I want you to grow your beard this year.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why not?&#8221; he asked.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, looking at the holiday card, I think I like the photo better of you sans beard. Maybe you don&#8217;t start growing the beard this Christmas.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Long pause. Finally, he says, &#8220;Um, I already started growing the beard.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Oops.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Adam likes to grow a beard starting on December 25. He keeps it for the winter and then shaves it on June 25. Last night, I looked at him and said, &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure I want you to grow your beard this year.&#8221; &#8220;Why not?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Well, looking at the holiday card, I think [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[14],"class_list":["post-1674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-adam"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}