{"id":1661,"date":"2010-12-01T22:31:57","date_gmt":"2010-12-02T03:31:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1661"},"modified":"2010-12-01T22:31:57","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T03:31:57","slug":"to-mato-to-mahto","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/12\/to-mato-to-mahto.html","title":{"rendered":"To-mato? To-mahto?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boy is way into Calvin and Hobbes. <\/p>\n<p>Me: What are you reading?<br \/>\nThe boy: Calvin and Hobbies. I found it on the shelf downstairs.<br \/>\nMe: It&#8217;s pronounced <em>Hobbes<\/em>.<br \/>\nThe boy: Oh.<\/p>\n<p>Five minutes later.<br \/>\nThe boy: For the next holiday, I want some more Calvin and Hobbies books.<br \/>\nMe: It&#8217;s <em>Hobbes<\/em>.<br \/>\nThe boy: How do you know?<br \/>\nMe: Just one of those things a mother knows.<br \/>\nThe boy: Hmmm.<br \/>\nMe: Are there other comics you like? [Every Sunday morning, the boy rushes out&#8211;usually in his underwear&#8211;to get the paper, which he then destroys in the family room to get to the comics.]<br \/>\nThe boy: No, just Calvin and Hobbies.<br \/>\nMe: <em>Hobbes<\/em>!!<br \/>\nThe boy: Uh, yeah, right.<\/p>\n<p>Forget pronunciation. I think we need to work on basic &#8220;Trust your mother&#8221; issues!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boy is way into Calvin and Hobbes. Me: What are you reading? The boy: Calvin and Hobbies. I found it on the shelf downstairs. Me: It&#8217;s pronounced Hobbes. The boy: Oh. Five minutes later. The boy: For the next holiday, I want some more Calvin and Hobbies books. Me: It&#8217;s Hobbes. The boy: How [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-1661","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}