{"id":1656,"date":"2010-11-13T07:12:54","date_gmt":"2010-11-13T12:12:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1656"},"modified":"2010-11-13T07:12:54","modified_gmt":"2010-11-13T12:12:54","slug":"conversations-at-526-a-m-on-a-saturday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/11\/conversations-at-526-a-m-on-a-saturday.html","title":{"rendered":"Conversations at 5:26 a.m. on a Saturday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boy had hockey at 6 a.m. today. Stop rubbing your eyes. You read that right. 6 a.m. So he and Adam were up at 5 a.m. Which means Pie was up at 5 a.m. Way up. Wide awake. Wanting to chat with Mommy who was trying to hide under the covers. At some point I gave up and let her engage me in a conversation. I decided to quiz her on what she learned at school.<\/p>\n<p>Me: So, who fought in wars?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Veterans. Some people in my school thought veterans were doctors who take care of animals.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh. What are vegetarians?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: I forget.<\/p>\n<p>Me: They&#8217;re people who don&#8217;t eat meat.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Right! You&#8217;re a vegetarian!<\/p>\n<p>Me: No. Remember, I had chicken for dinner last night. So I&#8217;m not a vegetarian.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Do we know any vegetarians?<\/p>\n<p>Me: Well, Jasmine&#8217;s Daddy is a vegetarian.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Oh!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Would you like to be a vegetarian?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: NO!!<\/p>\n<p>Me: Why not?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Because my favorite animal is meat!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boy had hockey at 6 a.m. today. Stop rubbing your eyes. You read that right. 6 a.m. So he and Adam were up at 5 a.m. Which means Pie was up at 5 a.m. Way up. Wide awake. Wanting to chat with Mommy who was trying to hide under the covers. At some point [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}