{"id":1604,"date":"2010-08-18T21:00:58","date_gmt":"2010-08-19T01:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/08\/the-experiment.html"},"modified":"2010-08-18T21:00:58","modified_gmt":"2010-08-19T01:00:58","slug":"the-experiment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/08\/the-experiment.html","title":{"rendered":"The Experiment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Necessity of Disney Channel<\/p>\n<p>Hypothesis: Children are addicted to the Disney Channel and will experience tremors if it is withdrawn abruptly. <\/p>\n<p>Experiment:<br \/>\n1. Take two children to museum specializing in avant-garde art.<br \/>\n2. Place them in a room that is showing a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.m.wikipedia.org\/wiki?search=Runa+Islam\">Runa Islam<\/a>&#8216;s video <a href=\"macm.org\/en\/expositions\/82.html\"><I>Be the First to See What You See As You See It<\/I><\/a>, a video with a woman fondling, and occasionally breaking, pieces of China. She also drinks tea.<br \/>\n3. Stand back and observe. <\/p>\n<p>Result: Children stay seated and engaged for 10.25 minutes. The film is 7.5 minutes long, shown on a loop. <\/p>\n<p>Conclusion: Who needs Disney? Any screen in a port will do. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Necessity of Disney Channel Hypothesis: Children are addicted to the Disney Channel and will experience tremors if it is withdrawn abruptly. Experiment: 1. Take two children to museum specializing in avant-garde art. 2. Place them in a room that is showing a Runa Islam&#8216;s video Be the First to See What You See As [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,5,138],"class_list":["post-1604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-pie","tag-vacation"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1604"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1604\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}