{"id":1592,"date":"2010-07-31T23:39:04","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T03:39:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1592"},"modified":"2010-07-31T23:39:04","modified_gmt":"2010-08-01T03:39:04","slug":"there-was-an-old-lady-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/07\/there-was-an-old-lady-2.html","title":{"rendered":"There Was an Old Lady&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pie, looking closely at my face: Did you know that old people get wrinkles?<\/p>\n<p>Me: They do?<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Yeah. You don&#8217;t have wrinkles yet.<\/p>\n<p>Pie puts her hands up on my face. She touches the corners of my eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: But you&#8217;re starting to. Right here, by your eyes. You&#8217;re starting to get wrinkles.<\/p>\n<p>Me: Oh.<\/p>\n<p>Pie: Oh, I&#8217;m serious! You really are! The wrinkles are starting right&#8230; here! See? Wrinkles. Starting. Yep, definitely starting.<\/p>\n<p>Uh, thanks?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pie, looking closely at my face: Did you know that old people get wrinkles? Me: They do? Pie: Yeah. You don&#8217;t have wrinkles yet. Pie puts her hands up on my face. She touches the corners of my eyes. Pie: But you&#8217;re starting to. Right here, by your eyes. You&#8217;re starting to get wrinkles. Me: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[5],"class_list":["post-1592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}