{"id":1556,"date":"2010-06-29T22:36:12","date_gmt":"2010-06-30T02:36:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/?p=1556"},"modified":"2010-06-29T22:37:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-30T02:37:44","slug":"if-he-only-had-a-heart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/2010\/06\/if-he-only-had-a-heart.html","title":{"rendered":"If He Only Had a Heart"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I have a cold. And I&#8217;m the first to admit, I&#8217;m a serious drama queen when it comes to colds. I wallow in my misery and try to bring everyone down to my level.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight I prepared dinner for my children, as my husband gallivanted at his boxing gym. I had to reach deep to muster the energy to not sneeze all over my children&#8217;s food. But I managed. Because that&#8217;s the kind of mother I am.<\/p>\n<p>But then the kids started whining. So I said, &#8220;Hey! I&#8217;m sick! I have a cold! Where&#8217;s the empathy?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which my darling son replied, &#8220;Mom, we&#8217;re kids. Kids don&#8217;t <em>have<\/em> empathy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tell me about it&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a cold. And I&#8217;m the first to admit, I&#8217;m a serious drama queen when it comes to colds. I wallow in my misery and try to bring everyone down to my level. Tonight I prepared dinner for my children, as my husband gallivanted at his boxing gym. I had to reach deep to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3,17],"class_list":["post-1556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-doodles","tag-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyandadam.com\/Jenny\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}